Saturday, June 06, 2009

TERMINATOR : SALVATION - James Murphy looks out for loose wiring



‘Terminator: Salvation’
A review by James Murphy

Cyberdyne systems file T-1000

Director: McG
Starring: Christian Bale, Sam Worthington, Anton Yelchin
Genre: Sci –fi / Action / Horror
Rating: 12 A
Skynet Launch: On general release throughout the UK now.

Mission Summary:

2018, post nuclear Armageddon. Humans are hunted and destroyed by machines. Help is at hand from resurrected criminal, Marcus Wright. Marcus protects a soldier called Kyle Reece, and thereby wins attention from John Connor, humanity's leader. Together, these men could lead humans to the ‘salvation’ in the film’s title. But the machines are getting smarter and stop at nothing to ensure mankind’s extinction..

This is an accomplished action film. The camera work, colour schemes, sound effects and lighting design are all perfectly impressive. And there is an engaging plot / story, existing independently from previous ‘Terminator’ mythology, whilst paying it a strong thematic tribute. But the director should be sued under trade descriptions law, because this is simply not a ‘Terminator’ film.

Sure, there are visual, soundtrack and storyline references to the Arnold Schwarzeneggger (Arnie hereafter) films. But those are mere punctuations to a sequence of battles that feel like some strange hybrid of ‘Saving Private Ryan’ and ‘The Matrix’. The entire first half of the film assaults your senses, with little if any pause for old fashioned fun.

We get a pointless prologue, with Sam Worthington’s Marcus being sentenced to death in 2003. Helena Bonham Carter cameos as a terminally ill scientist, imploring Marcus to donate his body to medical research. Marcus obliges, before the opening credits and action sequence set the scene in 2018: an unending war between man and machine, played out in the dusky ruins of civilisation.

The action then hinges on whether Marcus is an asset or liability to the human resistance as they frantically plan a final offensive against the machines’ central layer (‘Skynet’). Cue much shouting in submarines and bunkers, as Christian Bale’s John Connor attempts to buy time for Marcus to infiltrate ‘Skynet’. There is nothing wrong with any of that and it would make a great set up for a new and original franchise.

But this is ‘Terminator’, a series whose central appeal hinged on just one man: Arnie. Had Arnie not played Terminator in the first film back in 1984, we would not have had Terminators 2 or 3.Those films did have clever conceits with time travel and they re-defined 'special effects'. But the pleasure was in the Arnie moments. There was something instantly iconic about his patrols down streets: acquiring clothes, weapons and one liners with which he could progress to either destroy or protect the forces of good.

‘Salvation’ does its best to compensate for Arnie’s absence. There is one scene in particular that recognises his contribution to the series. I will not spoil it here, but it happens in the last quarter of the film. And it had the whole audience clapping, laughing and cheering. I shared that delight, feeling animated and entertained for the first time in the whole film.

There is simply no substitute for Arnie. Christian Bale does his best as John Connor and even says ‘I’ll be back’ in a nod to the previous films. But he is somewhat muted by a film that fails to stretch his talent for crafting characters. Bale is a great Batman, but that is an actor’s part, rather than the ‘rent an action star’ vehicle that this film could and should have been.

We needed a Vin Diesel, a Jean Claude Van Damme. We really needed Arnie. Sam Worthington’s Marcus does have powerful physical presence, but even he cannot save this from being a forgettable and ultimately pointless entry to a franchise that died as soon as Arnie declined to say ‘I’ll be back’.


Systems Analysis:
A fine action film, with worthy sentiments and storyline. But it lacks the star power and inventive fun which defined the ‘Terminator’ brand. Technically distinguished but unremarkable on the whole, the film could have been directed and acted by machines!..
3 out of 5. ‘Hasta La Vista, Baby!’..



















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Friday, June 05, 2009

Max Clifford praises local magazines




Leading PR guru Max Clifford, has described regional magazines as an antidote to the ’nasty and negative’ culture of national newspapers.


Max told delegates at the Periodical Publishers Association’s regional magazines summit that local magazines were a force for good within society.


“As the national press gets ever more hostile and ever more economical with the truth, I think it’s increasingly important that people in their local areas get to know what’s really going on and really happening and also read a magazine that actually cares about the quality of life,” he said.


“I live in a beautiful place but work in a savage world. There’s an awful lot of good things going on - you won’t know that from reading the national press but you might know that from reading your local publications.”


Max said regional magazines had an opportunity to help build communities and promote themselves at the same time, by holding events such as carol concerts and charity teas.






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ARK brings out the A-list and socialites



The annual charity fundraiser, ARK, drew over 900 financiers, an A-list actress and a multiple of socialites including the delectable Elizabeth Hurley, model Eva Herzigova and mayor Boris Johnson.
Held in Waterloo amid disused rail tracks, tables of 10 were going for up to £100,000 with raffle tickets an extra £5000. But the prizes aren't just any raffles prizes, ticket holders were up for the chance to win one of the five Damien Hirst painted Fiat 500's, or perhaps a trip for 27 people to Richard Branson's Necker Island.

The founder of ARK (Absolute Return for Kids) Arpad Busson who arrived with his fiancee, actress Uma Thurman said of the event:
"It was a very difficult decision. Was it appropriate to have such a gathering at this time? We agonised for a while but what prevailed in the end is the work that we're doing for the children.

'That, it seems to me at a time of cutbacks across every economy, is more important than ever."

ARK proceeds goes towards six inner city academy schools across the UK. The charity has raised £120 million since it started in 2002.

By Michelle Cooper

Pictures courtesy of www.dailymail.co.uk









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Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Summer's here - Ibiza




Ibiza still reigns supreme as a summer party hot spot.
From the last weekend in May to mid September the blanca island plays host to dirty pretty things from across the world.

A 3-day jaunt can be squeezed in at the weekend by taking a late EasyJet flight from Stansted, Gatwick or Luton, arriving in Ibiza around 1am.
Clubs get going late so bouncing up around 2am is a standard occurrence.
It depends on your taste in music but Pacha on a Friday is de rigueur sweetie. Book the VIP section which sprawls over three floors with two bars, a table starts from €400. We bumped into Hollywood actor Cuba Gooding Jr and male supermodel Mark Vanderloo in the crowded elite section opening weekend.

Actually I kept bumping into Mr Vanderloo all weekend who has the blank expression of an extraordinarily good-looking alien who is used to being stared at. I was hoping he was stalking me. I doubt it.

During the day, if you can get up or want to carry on the party, there are a host of beach clubs to satisfy.
The Blue Marlin is a styled sophisticated beach club for a that exact clientele attracting the likes of CSI star Gary Dourdan and Chelsea footballer Frank Lampard, sick-rich hedge fund managers and model babes.
The only issue if you want to swim is the edge is surrounded by rocks so if that isn’t your thing then Salinas beach is.

Located near Playa en Bossa, Ses Salinas is the sand pit for the wealthy, beautiful and young. The best area is by the Jockey Club, any earlier than that and you're in nudist territory and having seen a 60 year-old man’s dick swinging while he asks for a lighter without batting an eyelash or a 25 year-old hippy type as she does yoga poses naked, you should listen to me.
The Jockey Club area has a restaurant where you can also order from on the beach. Expect sightings such as the DSquared designer twins, Dean and Dan Caton, with a gaggle of Brazilian teenage male models or that other Italian designer, Georgio Armani-you may have heard of him.

Saturday nights are great to take it easy at restaurants such as KM5 or El Ayoun, a party atmosphere Moroccan restaurant or go nuts at clubs such as Privilege and Amnesia.

Sunday Bloody Sunday, reserve for Space! The opening weekend is based around Space and the annual opening of the popular club hosting over 5000 people at any one time. What do you like: minimal, electro beats? How about some good old-fashioned soulful house? Space has it all with its multiple rooms including an outside terrace.
From 2009 the club will open at 12 midday instead of its usual 10am, the party rocks on till 8am the following day.
Personally, I like to go around 9pm: the atmosphere is heated up, the over achievers have already been carted out of the club and the pretty men are out in full force. Mark Vanderloo I see you!

Don’t worry about being in VIP, it is better to have a regular ticket and have the freedom to walk around.

The number hotel on the island remains the Ibiza Gran Hotel. The only chic 5 star hotel with all amenities.

www.pacha.com
www.km5-lounge.com
www.elayoun.com
www.bluemarlinibiza.com
www.ibizagranhotel.com


By Michelle Cooper


Images courtesy of the www.telegraph.co.uk , El Ayoun and www.pacha.com






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Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Footy4Females in Chelsea-Does exactly what it says on the tin.



For the longest time I had been half-heartedly searching for a female football team to play for fun.

I was all but laughed out of my local gym for attempting to join the men’s team so imagine my joy to hear about a non-competitive women’s football league so close to Kings Road and South Kensington.

Footy4Females is a social 5 a-side football league in Chelsea. It takes place weekly at the pitches on the corner of Sydney Street and Cale Street, opposite St Lukes Church.

A league lasts nine weeks and they play all year round. With dreams of playing for Chelsea FC instead of dating a superstar footballer, I went along.

On arrival I was pleased to find all types of women there: a bubbly blonde Essex bird, a 50 year-old woman and a robust Kiwi chick were among the many, the latter being in my team; Victoria Vikings.

There are three game times lasting 40 minutes with two teams playing against each other.
All levels are welcome thank god; the last time I played I was on a beach in Spain and there was a third sangria in my hand. I say no more.

My competitive aggressive side came out in full force and I loved it! I screamed abuse at the referee for allowing a goal. I roughly tackled the opposition on more than one occasion and I yelled ‘encouragement’ at my fellow teammates from the sidelines.


That bubbly sweet blonde I mentioned earlier; a competitive goal-hungry sports freak. The 50 year-old woman? A god in goal. And the Kiwi? Let’s not mention her.

All in all a fun and social way to get fit, meet and make new friends as well as an excellent stress reliever.

Didier, John Terry… Watch out!

http://footyforfemales.com/


By Michelle Cooper










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Tom Cruise Scientology Video - ( Original UNCUT )

Rupert Pady - up to his old tricks again!

RUPERT PADY - CULT SPY CHIEF POSTURES WITH ARROGANCE WHEN CAUGHT SNOOPING IN BUSHES...

-IS THIS CRANK JUST DAFT OR IS HE DANGEROUS ?






More pictures of troubled individual Rupert Pady (or as he likes to be termed) Continental Justice Chief of the UK Church of Scientology, have come to our attention.






Once again, mr. Pady (in his 40s) has been caught lurking in the bushes with his camcorder, hoping to secretly film or sneak pictures of unaware passers by.




Witnesses say a rather grubby incident took place some months ago in East Grinstead, West Sussex, when Pady was spotted hiding in undergrowth with photographic equipment.


"It was surreal really," said one of the group of young people who confronted the self proclaimed Continental Justice Chief lurking in the woods. "This man was filming us and became quite pompous when we spotted him with his equipment pointed in our direction and simply asked him to stop."


Pady has a history and interest in spying and voyeurism.




Fortunately, we have been assured that no children at all were reported to have been seen near the location Pady was surveying feverishly through his lens.




However, it does beg the question; ought the police be notified of this wannabe snoop's increasingly bizarre spying activities? ...




We think so! For this reason, we would like to hear anything at all from anyone with further information on Rupert Pady, Continental Justice Chief of The Church of Scientology.














(Bearded and defiant, Rupert Pady and friend prepare to watch their videos.)




















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